I’ve never been a fan of pick up lines.  Yes, for a few who struggle to get the ball rolling, an opinion opener can be effective in breaking the ice with the a woman but for the most part lines are ineffective, tacky and well just plain ridiculous.  So after years of watching toolish guys crash and burn as well as talking to a variety of women, we’ve put together a list of lines that don’t work and never will.  Enjoy!

1. I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?”
2. Smile if you want to sleep with me.
3. My love for you is like Diahhria, I just can’t hold it in.
4. Do you work at Subway? Because you give me a footlong.
5. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
6. Did you know women/men are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?
7. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
8. tool: my magic watch tells me you aren’t wearing any underwear Her: you’re wrong.  tool: damnit it must be 15 minutes fast
9. (holding coin in hand) If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head
10. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

    Have you heard a bad pick up line? Let’s hear it.

    
    

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