Top Ten Worst Pick Up Lines
I’ve never been a fan of pick up lines. Yes, for a few who struggle to get the ball rolling, an opinion opener can be effective in breaking the ice with the a woman but for the most part lines are ineffective, tacky and well just plain ridiculous. So after years of watching toolish guys crash and burn as well as talking to a variety of women, we’ve put together a list of lines that don’t work and never will. Enjoy!
- I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- Smile if you want to sleep with me.
- My love for you is like Diahhria, I just can’t hold it in.
- Do you work at Subway? Because you give me a footlong.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Did you know women/men are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
- tool: my magic watch tells me you aren’t wearing any underwear Her: you’re wrong. tool: damnit it must be 15 minutes fast
- (holding coin in hand) If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head
- Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Have you heard a bad pick up line? Let’s hear it.
I have had 4/10 said to me and it’s never a comfortable situation when a bad pick up line is used!! SO AWKWARD!!! I’m glad you posted this because guys need to know what NOT to say hehe. Girls just want conversation, pick up lines are neccissary!
oops PICK UP ARE NOT NECISSARY****
heres a few
1. are your pants made out of mirrors cause i can see myself in them
2. nice pant hey’d look better on my floor
thats all i can remember right now oh well
I have a few.
1.Guy:Hey if I dipped my dick in clorox would you suck it? Girl:No! Guy:Fine,dirty cock sucker.
2.I lost my teddybear, how bout I sleep with you instead?
Now I have a good one. After using all your pickup lines(even the bad ones) you say: So, can I try a few pickup lines on you?